Canned Peaches

I'm watching Super Mario Sunshine on youtube to pass the time...one thing I don't get is that on the opening utscene of the game, Mario thinks about food, and not Peach in a bikini....I know he has a thing for her, it's called a hard-on, so do I. So Nintendo should do an m-rated remake.....you'd love it. To make it better, make Mario taller and less fat, give Peach some big tits, and a nice ass, make the Piantas more human and the female more attractive, because my motto is 'No Fat Chicks,' and let Mario have some fun like on God of War....That would be a great game.